“People made a big deal out of the fact this is the first time a sitting president has done a late-night show. We tried to have other presidents on, but President Bush went to bed every night at 9:00. And President Clinton always seemed to have other late-night plans.” –Jay Leno
“This morning, the first lady, Michelle Obama, celebrated spring by breaking ground on a new vegetable garden at the White House. She said she did it to help educate children about healthy, locally-grown food, and to help her own family survive the coming economic apocalypse.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“The House passed a bill where there’s a tax now of 90% on the bonuses that these people get. So, half the Republicans voted against this. They said this is exactly the kind of punitive taxation that’s going to drive good people out of the fraud business.” –Bill Maher
“There’s a new bin Laden tape where he calls for the destruction of Somalia. That’s right. Forget destroying America, that job is done.” –Bill Maher
“The president was in town this week. He spoke at the L.A. County fairgrounds. I tell you, he’s still got it. People were sleeping outside all night. They were homeless, but that’s not the point. They love him.” –Bill Maher
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